Friday, 21 December 2007

EDWARD!!!!!!

EDWARD HAS BEEN CASTED!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so. like 2 days ago, i checked stephenie meyer's website, and whaddya know, they didn't have dear edward casted yet. so i'm like * nods head slowly * okk....i guess it takes a while to find the perfect edward.... * grins stupidly *
then i go to school next day. an my friend is like dude so apparently some brit guy from harry potter got casted. and i'm like "brit guy? * perks up......henry cavill is brit..... :D
and she's like yeah. but he was in harry potter. and so i'm like whoddahellishe?
so brunch rolls along and i'm like * sprints to library *
so i get on the website and what do i see? A PICTURE OF CEDRIC DIGGORY!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I MEAN HE'S KINDA CUTE AND ALL, BUT AS EDWARD?! HELL NO!

* AAAAAGGGGGGHHHH AGAIN *

HENRY I LUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* GLARES * IDIOTS.

IDIOTS IDIOTS IDIOTS.

HOW DA HELL DO YOU COME UP WITH ROBERT PATTISON TO BE EDWARD? IT'S EDWARD PEOPLE! COME ON!!!!!!

* breaks down *

* there go 3 kleenex boxes *

* sigh * ok i'm kinda over it.

so. cedric diggory was played by robert pattison. HELLA CUTE .... BUT DEFINITLY NOT HENRY CAVILL HOT.

but he's an awesome actor. he also kinda has the henry cavill / edward cullen jaw......but HE'S SO SKINNY!!!

like even when he starts working out for the movie, he's still not going to be perfect.....you know who will be ? HENRY CAVILL

ok. don't worry about me. still alive here.

* sickening thud *

* ambulance sirens in the distance *

* sigh *

so. ROBERT PATTISON.

whatever. i'm still gunna go see the movie on premiere night. i have to.......

* sigh *

miss ya henry......